March 2012
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A week in and Anderpuppies.
rangerdangerkatie:
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Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep.
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“Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.”
– John Green Out of Context (via johngreenoutofcontext)
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Anti-Climactic Hunger Games
Peeta: *bakes bread properly and laughs at girl outside in the rain*
Snape: People will think you're...
Harry:
Snape:
Harry:
Snape:
Harry:
Snape:
Harry:
Snape:
Harry:
Snape: ...up to something.
Watch
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sherlock-hound:
Amanda thinks she has it all. An iphone, a macbook, a playstation 3, all the coolest things anyone could want. but then ONE DAY, she wakes up something isn’t right. Where her macbook once sat is a PC running windows xp. a nintendo gamecube is in the place of her ps3. she gets a call on a nokia flip phone from a friend who asks if she got her message about Green Day’s new album on...
Woman v. The Government (with a twist)
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
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I hate it when people friend-lock their fics
I mean I can understand if it’s a rated fic
but if you are going to post links to your fic on a public comm please do not friend lock it because
you might decide to stop friending people who are only there for your fic
you might stop using that journal
please please please stop friend locking fics for the love of god there are so many that...
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
The Doctor: Does it need sayi-
Me: Yes
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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My sister just walked into the room and the following conversation happened:
Her: Hey, Sisa… I bet if I used your make up I could make it look like I have a black eye!
Me: Why??
Her: Just because.
she then shrugged and walked away
I don’t understand my siblings
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Save the Teaboy: Dear all Bisexuals, Pansexuals,... →
aceofwands:
girl-panic:
jiji-is-a-bunny:
According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.
According to her, we are wrong for existing.
My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and real orientations are heterosexual, and homosexual,and nothing else exists. There is no in between,and if we believe we are...
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Watching Season 1 of glee
rumchocolatesouffle:
where the fuck is blaine
why is santana making out with puck what
omg where is the lima bean
wait why is Will the main character
excuse me but where the fuck are the Warblers
rachel what the fuck are you wearing
omg why isn’t mike chang getting any lines
this lighting is blinding omg
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